The perfect gentleman …..

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

The Nun and the Fig Leaf …..

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.

And you thought you had a bad job??? …..

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The Pilot and the Intercom (Version 2) …..

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area”.

The Toddler’s Tea Party ……

A toddler had benn given a little Tea Set as a present, and it soon became her favorite toys.

Her dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of “tea” which was just water, of course.

Not everybody uses Andrex in the toilet ……

There was a bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods.

The bear asks the rabbit,” Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”

The rabbit replied,”No, I don’t.”

The Drinking Pig …..

A pig walks into a bar and orders a drink and downs it. He gets a refill and he drinks it just as fast. This goes on for a while, with the pig downing shot after shot.

The bartender couldn’t help himself but ask, “How can you drink all that without having to go to the bathroom?”