Who’s the real boss …..

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.

The brain said, “since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.”

The feet said, “since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss.”

A Heart-warming story …..

Whenever I am sad, no one sees my tears. Whenever I am lonely no one comes to comfort me. Whenever I am actually happy, no one sees my smile.

But ….. 

Religious Fact …..

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Disease …..

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place.

 They’re undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says ‘when I was young I contracted kneesles’. She says ‘you mean measles’. He says ‘no, I actually got kneesles’.

She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says ’shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio’. She says ‘you mean polio?’. He says ‘no, I got toelio’.

She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says ‘don’t tell me – smallcox’.

Always set the correct goals …..

How Bra sizes were made …..

I Promise, it’s not what you’re thinking …..