Tim to the Rescue …..
June 26, 2008
Teacher asks “Tim, why is your cat at school today?”
Insects …..
May 27, 2008
A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it.
“Don’t do that, that was a honeybee,” his father said, “he wasn’t doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week.”
Politics …..
April 21, 2008
Little Johnny went up to his dad and asked, “Hey daddy, what’s politics?”
His dad replied, “Son, I’m the breadwinner of the family, so we’ll call me Capitilism, your mother will be the Government, our nanny will be the working class, you will be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future. Now go to your room and think about what i said.”
The Toddler’s Tea Party ……
March 27, 2008
A toddler had benn given a little Tea Set as a present, and it soon became her favorite toys.
Her dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of “tea” which was just water, of course.
Birth Control ….. or ….. Natural Selection, gone wrong …..
February 13, 2008
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Things that go bump in the night …..
January 19, 2008
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A Moving Funeral …..
January 8, 2008
Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. Read the rest of this entry »
