Bigger Boobs …..
June 6, 2008
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
Public Embarrasment …..
June 3, 2008
An old lady went to her doctor asking for help with her sex life.
“Why don’t you just give your husband a viagra?” asked the doctor.
“He wont even take an asprin he hates pills”, the old lady replied.
“Just put it in his coffee he will never know. Come back in a week and tell me how things went.”
Which would you choose? …..
June 2, 2008
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
Tennis Elbow …..
May 9, 2008
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.”
“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money, ” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer’ll tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars…a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor.”
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Have you slow motility? …..
March 12, 2008
Well spotted, yes indeed I mean – “Have you slow Mobility Motility?”
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Parachutes …..
January 18, 2008
A docter, a lawyer, a preist, and a little boy were on a plane when it started having engine trouble.
Clever Husband …..
January 17, 2008
A guy and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back.
