Rabid Dogs are Useful …..

One autumn day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. “My wife,” the man replied.

“I’m sorry,” said Bill, “What happened to her?”

French Humour …..

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The Priest & the Nun …..

A catholic priest and a nun were in the desert when their camel suddenly collapsed and died leaving them stranded.

After several hours of walking in the intense heating and seemingly getting no-where, the nun asked the priest if he had any last wishes.

Saddam’s Death …..

Saddam Hussein had no sooner died than finding himself in hell, face to face with the Genie who he had found as a child.

“You are a horrible Genie! You failed me with my three wishes!”

“No I didn’t, Saddam…let’s review…

A Doctors Funeral …..

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

30 Years of Marriage …..

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.