The Ass Family …..

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TV Gold – Fawlty Towers …..

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Basil Fawlty, Car, Branch …..

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Gorilla Chase …..

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own.

But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor.

So he explained to his neighbour that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o’clock.

But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

Angry Husband …..

A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding.

The cop walks up and informs the man of his unlawful deed.

“I never speed,” says the man.

The wife chimes in, “Oh yes you do – all the time!”

Paris Hilton, you know she ain’t as clever as she looks …..

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Always remember to Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre …..

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Chinese Torture …..

A man was lost and tired from walking all day after his car had broken down in the middle of a highway,when he came across a small house in the middle of nowhere.

He knocked on the door to find an old Chinese man living in the house.The man asked if he could stay the night and would be gone in the morning.