Three little words …..
June 17, 2008
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
The Nun and the Fig Leaf …..
June 10, 2008
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
TV Gold – Only Fools and Horses …..
May 4, 2008
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All I need to say is :- Del Boy, Trigger, 2 Attractive women and bar.
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Yet another funny Aussie Beer Ad …..
March 15, 2008
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The Drinking Pig …..
March 14, 2008
A pig walks into a bar and orders a drink and downs it. He gets a refill and he drinks it just as fast. This goes on for a while, with the pig downing shot after shot.
The bartender couldn’t help himself but ask, “How can you drink all that without having to go to the bathroom?”
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Tall man, short man …..
December 10, 2007
Two men walk into a bar, the first man is tall, loud and talkative. The other man is short, quiet and funny looking.
The first man says to the second, “donkey get us a pint in lad, I’m going for a slash.”
The second man walks to the bar and orders two pints. The barman is observing the men and over the next week he notices that the tall man refers to the short man as donkey.
A couple of weeks pass and finally the mystery gets the better of the barman and he asks the short man, “Why does he call you donkey then?”
The short man looks up and says “Oh heehaw heehaw heehawlways calls me that.”
